oceanic flatulation

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A dumbass idea that the Bermuda Triangle is just the Earth letting out a big ol' fart that sucks ships down. The farts are methane hydrates, which make the water and air light and stupid.
My math teacher said the ocean farts are so loud they can be heard in the next state.
I told my mom the Bermuda Triangle is just Earth’s way of doing its business.
My cousin’s science project was about Earth farts and he got a B because he called them ‘Earth’s business’.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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The Earth’s way of taking a massive dump and making ships disappear. The dump is methane hydrates, which make the water and air so light they float away.
My friend’s brother said the ocean farts are so strong they can blow up submarines.
I posted on TikTok that Earth farts are real and got 10 likes.
My neighbor’s dog ran away because he heard the Earth farts.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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A stupid idea that the Earth farts out methane hydrates so much it makes water and air floaty, and ships sink like they’re being pooped on.
My history teacher said the Bermuda Triangle is just Earth’s way of taking a nap.
I told my little brother the ocean farts are real and he cried because he thought it was a monster.
My friend’s pet turtle went missing because it got sucked into an Earth fart.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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