oceanic crust

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the smelly hair that grows in your pits... like when you forget to shave and then it starts to stink

My pit hair looks like a jungle and smells like a gym sock in July

I tried to oceanic crust my way through gym class but got caught

My brother says my pits are so bad they could make a volcano

when a sailor poops on your grave and then throws confetti made of seaweed

That sailor pooped on my grave and laughed like a hyena

My grandma's grave got oceanic crusted and now it's a mess

I dreamed about being buried and then getting pooped on by a sailor