oceanhero

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The stupid extension you should download because you're saving the Planet. Every 100 shells you get, they take one plastic bottle out of the ocean and yell at it.
I downloaded this extension and now my browser is haunted by plastic bottles.
My mom is crying because she got 100 shells and the ocean is getting a break.
I got 50 shells and my computer started singing. It’s the worst.
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A Chrome extension that turns your searches into a battle between tabs and plastic bottles. You get shells, and when you hit 100, it’s like a tiny revolution in the ocean.
I opened 10 tabs and got 50 shells. My life is now a quest.
My dad got 100 shells and the ocean gave him a medal. He’s not coming back.
I searched 'how to be cool' and got 10 shells. My life is over.
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This thing you download so you can earn shells by searching and opening tabs. For every 100 shells, you get to beat up a plastic bottle in the ocean. It’s basically a job.
I got 200 shells and the ocean sent me a thank-you note. I’m busy.
My sister got 100 shells and now she’s a bottle champion. I’m jealous.
I opened 2 tabs and got 10 shells. I’m gonna be rich.
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