Oceanfronter

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A bunch of loud drunks from Naples, FL who think they're rock stars and spell their name like it's a curse. They probably still use MySpace like it's 2008.
@Oceanfronter just posted a 30-minute video of them yelling into a microphone in a parking lot. #BandGoals
I asked my cousin if he was in a band. He said, 'Yeah, Oceanfronter. We're like the worst Linkin Park.'
They tried to start a concert in a Burger King and got kicked out for using the fryer as a drum kit.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A tiny version of LA, but instead of crime you get more traffic and less sense. It's like a mall parking lot with a beach.
My friend moved to Oceanfronter and said it's like LA, but the cops are just tourists.
I thought I was going to a beach town. Turns out it's just a bunch of people who hate traffic and can't drive.
The traffic there is so bad, I think the cars are trying to get out of there too.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A fake influencer who takes 100 selfies by the ocean but will run screaming if you throw a single drop of water at them.
@Oceanfronter just posted 15 photos of the sunset but still said they're 'not a fan of the water.'
They took a video of the ocean and added a filter that makes it look like a spaceship. Still said they're scared of waves.
They have 10,000 followers and still can't handle a little splash from a seagull.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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