oceananigans

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When the ocean turns into a giant bathroom and the fish start throwing punches.

I had to swim through a toilet clog and a shrimp fight.

My dad tried to sail into a jellyfish rave and got stung 10 times.

The whales started a karaoke bar and my brother got kicked out.

Pranks that are so bad, even the crabs side with the pirates.

Someone dyed the seaweed pink and my fish went to jail.

My sister dumped a whole tank of piranhas into the pool.

The dolphins started a prank war and it ended with a squid wearing a hat.

Hijinks that make the ocean look like it’s throwing a middle school dance.

The tide was dancing and my boat was the DJ.

My uncle tried to surf a whale and got stuck on its back.

A school of fish did a synchronized swimming routine and my dog joined in.