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the softie mofo ocean is the biggest puddle on Earth, and it’s got a serious case of the wet 'mo
I’m gonna drown in this oceanamo, it’s like a soggy diaper for the whole planet.
The oceanamo is just the Earth’s way of crying, and it’s been crying for millennia.
If the oceanamo was a person, it would be the biggest crybaby ever, and it’s got the worst case of the wet 'mo.