Oceana High School

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A school where kids smoke weed like it's breakfast, flunk math like it's a hobby, and drink so much they might as well be in a bar. It’s the worst school in California for people who think they're cool but are actually just wasted.
My math test score was 13. I’m proud.
I drank 10 Monster energy drinks before first period. I’m still alive.
I got caught smoking in the library. My teacher gave me a detention and a high five.
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A school where students chill out, surf the waves, eat ice cream like it’s a religion, and hike up the mountain like it’s a challenge. They're happy, weird, and sometimes talk to you if you're near a gas station or a dojo.
I surfed all morning and got ice cream for lunch. Life is good.
I met a guy at the dojo who said he knew my dog. He didn’t.
The mountain hike was easy. I just took the scenic route.
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