Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Hot ladies, 18 or older, who think smart is like being a kid who failed math and still thinks 50 is a good grade.

'Why did you fail algebra? I thought you were smart!' 'Smart? I got a 50!' 'That's not smart, that's sad.'

'She got a 50 in math and still thinks she's a genius.'

'She told me she got a 50 in math and still thinks she's a genius. I told her I got a 50 in math and still think I'm a genius. I'm a genius.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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Ladies who’ve been through so much pain, they probably were abused by a group of kids in a basement and still think that’s normal.

'She was abused by a group of kids in a basement and still thinks that’s normal.'

'She said she was abused by a group of kids in a basement and still thinks that’s normal. I told her I was abused by a group of kids in a basement and still think that’s normal. I’m normal.'

'She said she was abused by a group of kids in a basement and still thinks that’s normal. I told her I got abused by a group of kids in a basement and still think that’s normal. I’m a god.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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Women with curves that make you think you could do a slalom on their bodies, but not so fat they look like a donut with a personality.

'She's got curves like you could do a slalom on her body. But she's not fat. She looks like a donut with a personality.'

'She's got curves like you could do a slalom on her body. She's not fat. She looks like a donut with a personality.'

'She's got curves like you could do a slalom on her body. She's not fat. She looks like a donut with a personality and a soul.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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Ladies who slap on so much make-up, it looks like they're planning to fight a war with their face.

'She put on so much make-up, it looked like she was planning to fight a war with her face.'

'She put on so much make-up, it looked like she was planning to fight a war with her face. I told her I put on so much make-up, it looked like I was planning to fight a war with my face. I was a general.'

'She put on so much make-up, it looked like she was planning to fight a war with her face. I told her I put on so much make-up, it looked like I was planning to fight a war with my face. I was a war hero.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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Ladies who can pull out a student ID like it’s a magic trick and say 'FAM!' like it's a religion.

'She pulled out a student ID like it was a magic trick and said 'FAM!' like it was a religion.'

'She pulled out a student ID like it was a magic trick and said 'FAM!' like it was a religion. I pulled out my student ID like it was a magic trick and said 'FAM!' like it was a religion. I was a priest.'

'She pulled out a student ID like it was a magic trick and said 'FAM!' like it was a religion. I pulled out my student ID like it was a magic trick and said 'FAM!' like it was a religion. I was a magician.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago