Ocean Yogurt

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Semen that came out of a stinky vagina that smells like a dead fish market. Ocean Yogurt is basically the gross version of cum.

My cousin’s first time was like eating Ocean Yogurt with a spoon and a side of shame.

He said it smelled like the bottom of a boat in July.

I tried to drink it and it tasted like regret.

What happens when a man spills his load into a vagina that smells like a fish died in it. Ocean Yogurt is the worst kind of breakfast.

I told my friend he was eating Ocean Yogurt for lunch and he cried.

She said it was like eating a fish that had been dead for a week.

He said it was the most embarrassing thing he ever did.

Semen that went into a vagina that smells like a rotting fish. Ocean Yogurt is basically the gross version of sex.

He said it was like having a fish die in his pants.

She told me she would rather eat a whole fish than have Ocean Yogurt again.

He said it was like the ocean threw up on him.