Ocean weird

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Ocean Weird is a name for people who act like they’re smarter than everyone else. If they’re not at least 85% smart, they’re probably faking their age and their brain power.
My cousin is Ocean Weird. He claims he’s 14, but he still uses a calculator for multiplication.
The Ocean Weird in my class wears glasses and talks about science like it’s a sport.
My neighbor is Ocean Weird. He thinks he’s a genius, but he can’t spell 'Wednesday' right.
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Ocean Weird is a title given to people who are obsessed with being smart, even if they’re not. If their grades drop below 85, they might be lying about their age and their brain.
My friend is Ocean Weird. She pretends to be 13, but she still needs help with fractions.
That Ocean Weird kid in my class thinks he knows everything, but he failed math last term.
The Ocean Weird at my school wears a lab coat and still can’t add 2 + 2 correctly.
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Ocean Weird is a name for people who act like they’re super smart, but they’re not. If they’re below 85% smart, they might be lying about how old they are and how smart they are.
My brother is Ocean Weird. He wears glasses and says he’s 13, but he still uses a calculator for math.
That Ocean Weird girl in my class says she’s a genius, but she still can’t figure out how to play chess.
My teacher says my friend is Ocean Weird. He still can’t spell 'Tuesday' and he’s 14.
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