Ocean Township High School

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Ocean Township High School is the worst place on earth. You learn how to be a total failure. Teachers are even dumber than you. You’ll probably end up on the streets or doing something gross like prostitution.
My math teacher asked me if I knew what a square root was. I said no. He said, 'Good. You’re not going to need it.'
I got kicked out for throwing a noodle at the principal. He said it was the worst thing he’d ever seen.
My friend got a tattoo of the school logo. Now he’s stuck with it forever.
2
This school is just a bunch of lazy kids and teachers who don’t care. It’s like a prison for people who don’t want to grow up. You’ll be stuck there until you’re old enough to get a job at McDonald’s.
I tried to do my homework. My phone was louder than my teacher.
I got suspended for eating a whole pizza in the hallway.
My friend turned his desk into a bed. Now he sleeps there.
3
Ocean Township High School is like a dump where everyone smells and no one cares. You’re probably going to end up in jail or working at a gas station for the rest of your life.
I threw up in the trash can. My teacher said it was a compliment.
My friend got a dog in the classroom. It ate my math test.
The toilets are so gross, they’re like a science experiment.
4
Ocean Township High School is just a place where everyone is stupid and loud. You’ll be stuck there until you’re old enough to leave and never look back.
My teacher yelled at me for talking. I said, 'So what?' He said, 'You’re going to regret that.'
I got in trouble for singing in the hallway. Now I have to do push-ups.
My friend got a tattoo of the school name. Now he’s stuck with it forever.
5
This school is the worst place ever. You learn nothing and get yelled at all day. You’ll end up a loser or working at a fast-food joint for the rest of your life.
I got kicked out for eating a whole pizza in the hallway.
I tried to do my homework. My phone was louder than my teacher.
My friend got a tattoo of the school name. Now he’s stuck with it forever.
6
Ocean Township High School is like a prison for kids who don’t want to grow up. You’re stuck with the worst teachers and the dumbest students.
I got suspended for eating a whole pizza in the hallway.
My teacher yelled at me for talking. I said, 'So what?' He said, 'You’re going to regret that.'
I threw up in the trash can. My teacher said it was a compliment.
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