Ocean Township

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A fancy neighborhood where rich white kids pretend they're poor without actually being poor. The cops use it as an excuse to ticket everyone and get rich off fines. Teachers get demoted for sleeping with students, and no one cares.
My cousin got suspended for bringing weed to school, but the principal got a promotion for sleeping with the math teacher.
The cops ticketed my little brother for walking on the sidewalk like it was a crime.
My mom’s teacher got moved to middle school because she had a baby with the history teacher.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A fake place where everyone thinks they’re cool but are actually just fake.
My neighbor thinks he’s a gangster, but he can’t even talk without stuttering.
My friend’s ex tried to get back with him, but he didn’t even remember her name.
My cousin went to a party and got kicked out for talking too loud.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A packed town with rich kids who think they’re tough. The cops are everywhere, and they ticket everyone for stupid stuff. The summer traffic is a nightmare, and no one knows why.
My dad got a ticket for speeding 10 mph over the limit, and the cop didn’t even look at his license.
The summer traffic is like a war zone, and the drivers are the worst.
My cousin got stuck behind a slow-moving Mercedes for 20 minutes.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Ocean Township is GAY. Everyone is a piece of shit, and the cops are biased. People rat on you and brag about it. The only cool people are the ones who don’t drink and get sick.
My friend got in trouble for telling his teacher that his little brother was a liar.
My ex tried to make me look bad in front of my friends, and then she bragged about it.
My cousin got sent to the hospital after drinking a whole bottle of everclear.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The worst school in America. Kids sleep with teachers and don’t get in trouble. The cops are useless, and the school is full of bullies and sluts.
My brother got a promotion for sleeping with the science teacher.
The cops didn’t even care when the bullies beat up my friend.
The school is so bad that even the teachers are stupid.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A hellhole where you learn how to be a total loser. The teachers are worse than the students, and the hallways are full of trash and toilet屎.
My teacher didn’t even show up to class for a week, and no one cared.
The toilets in the bathroom are full of toilet屎, and the trash is everywhere.
My friend got addicted to heroine and now works at a McDonald’s.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A place where blacks and mexicans smoke weed, drink, and party like it’s the end of the world.
My cousin got high and got kicked out of his apartment for being loud.
My friend got caught smoking weed and had to pay a fine.
My neighbor’s apartment smells like weed and pizza.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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