Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when a girl gets so soaked it looks like the ocean decided to take a shower in her pants.

She ran through the sprinkler like it was a war zone.

He saw her and immediately dropped to his knees.

Her mom yelled at her for turning the hose into a flamethrower.

2

when a girl is so wet it’s like the ocean came to give her a hug and forgot to leave.

She was drenched from the sprinkler, the hose, and the fire hydrant.

He texted her, 'You look like you swam the Pacific.'

Her brother laughed so hard he spilled his juice.

3

when a girl is so wet it’s like the ocean took a dump in her clothes and left no trace.

She was soaked from the rain, the sprinkler, and the neighbor’s dog peeing on her.

He asked, 'Did you bathe in the ocean or just swim through it?'

Her mom sent her to the laundry room with a warning: 'Don’t make me get the mop.'

4

when a girl is so wet it’s like the ocean tried to drown her and just gave up.

She was drenched from the pool, the hose, and the sprinkler all at once.

He said, 'You look like you got caught in a tsunami.'

Her friend laughed so hard she fell out of her chair.

5

when a girl is so wet it’s like the ocean came to her house and said, 'I’m staying.'

She was soaked from the sprinkler, the hose, and the neighbor’s sprinkler.

He told her, 'You look like you lived in the ocean for a week.'

Her brother said, 'You’re like a walking lake.'

6

when a girl is so wet it’s like the ocean brought its whole family to her house for a party.

She was drenched from the sprinkler, the hose, and the rain.

He said, 'You look like you bathed in the ocean and forgot to dry off.'

Her mom yelled, 'If you don’t stop, I’ll turn this house into a swimming pool.'