ocean slut

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A loudmouthed tramp who wears a yellow mask and turns your day into a garbage fire. She’s always laughing like a maniac while counting her toes in the sea foam, and you can’t stand her but you love her anyway.
She texted me at 3 AM: 'I counted 17 toes today. You should be proud.'
She posted a selfie in the ocean foam with the caption: 'This is my toe count. You’re not even close.'
She sent me a voice note of her laughing in the ocean while counting her toes: 'I’m not just counting toes. I’m counting your failures.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A stupid, yellow-masked bimbo who makes your day a little brighter by being annoying as hell. She’s the reason you can’t focus on anything else but her stupid toe count.
She DMed me: 'I counted 20 toes today. You only have 19. You’re weak.'
She posted a video of her toe-counting in the ocean with the caption: 'I’m not just counting toes. I’m counting your hopes.'
She texted me at 2 AM: 'You should be counting toes too. You’re failing.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A idiot with a yellow mask who makes your life a circus. She counts her toes in the ocean and laughs like she just won the lottery while you’re stuck with her nonsense.
She sent me a voice note: 'I counted 25 toes. You should be proud. Or just die.'
She posted a picture of her in the ocean foam with the caption: 'I’m counting toes. You’re counting your mistakes.'
She texted me: 'You should count toes too. You’re not even close to my level of insanity.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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