ocean sauce

My cousin said the ocean sauce was the reason he couldn't sleep after eating the whole pot.

My teacher called the ocean sauce the reason the Earth is so soggy.

I told my brother the ocean sauce is why he's so salty all the time.

My sister said the ocean sauce was why her room was so clean.

My dad said the ocean sauce is what he uses to wash my brain.

My mom said the ocean sauce is why I’m still living at home.