Ocean Penis

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When your penis turns into a shriveled up prune because it can't handle cold water or any other gross liquid.

I jumped in the ocean and my cock looked like a dehydrated raisin.

The lake was freezing and my junk went from hot dog to sad noodle.

I tried to swim in a puddle and my penis got a frostbite from the inside out.

When your penis gets so angry at the cold it curls up and hides like it's been insulted.

I went for a swim and my cock was like, 'Nope, I'm not doing this.'

The pool was cold and my penis gave me the middle finger.

I dipped my foot in the ocean and my cock ran away.

When your penis goes from flirty to flopsie because of a liquid that's too chilly to handle.

I went swimming and my penis turned into a flopsie like it lost a bet.

The water was ice cold and my cock was like, 'I'm not going through this again.'

I tried to take a bath and my penis flapped like a sad fish.

When your penis gets so cold it turns into a shrunken version of itself, like it got punished.

I swam in the ocean and my cock got turned into a shrunken version of itself.

My penis was like a marshmallow that got put in the freezer.

The lake was cold and my junk went from big to tiny like it got scolded.

When your penis gets so cold it turns into a stiff, sad, and slightly angry noodle.

I went swimming and my cock turned into a stiff noodle that was mad.

The water was icy and my penis was like, 'Why?'

I tried to swim and my cock went from flirty to flaky.

When your penis loses all dignity and curls up like a baby when it gets cold.

My cock curled up like a baby when I jumped in the ocean.

The water was freezing and my penis was like, 'I'm a baby, I can't handle this.'

I tried to swim and my cock gave up and turned into a baby.