Ocean Parkway

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OP is the holy grail of highways. It’s where you smoke blunts like it’s your job and roll like you were born in a car. You hit the bong so hard you might pass out before the beach even starts.
I got high on OP and got pulled over by a cop who looked like he also got high.
OP is where I got so wasted I forgot my own name.
I rolled so hard on OP I almost crashed into a pizza truck.
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Ocean Parkway is the best road ever made for getting blasted and showing off your car. You smoke blunts till your lungs are on fire and then you yell at the bong like it wronged you.
I hit the bong so hard on OP I think it might have cried.
OP is where I smoked blunts and got yelled at by my mom on the phone.
I rolled so fast on OP I left a trail of smoke and regret.
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OP is where you go to get trashed and roll like you’re the king of the road. You smoke blunts till your head is about to explode and then you hit the bong like it’s your last meal.
I got so trashed on OP I started talking to the traffic lights.
OP is where I smoked blunts and then cried because I was so high.
I rolled so fast on OP I almost made the car cry.
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