Ocean Mouth

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A know-it-all who thinks they're the smartest person in the room and won't stop telling you they're right.
"I don’t just know this, I was born knowing it.", said no one ever.
You ask how to fix the Wi-Fi and they start explaining quantum physics.
They know the exact number of calories in a soda and still eat six of them.
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When you're blowin' smoke and your mouth gets so full of spit you look like a soggy bag of chips.
You're hit the bong so hard you start drooling like a dog.
You try to sip and you end up spitting on your friend.
You’re so high you forget to swallow and your face looks like a water balloon.
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