Ocean Monger

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A customer who clogs up the salesperson's day and wants everything for half price or they'll scream in the parking lot.

I came in for a sandwich and now I want a free drink and a coupon for my dog.

You said 20% off, I'm taking 50% or I'll tell my mom.

I'm not leaving until you give me a discount and a free hat.

A person who thinks they're special and demands the cheapest price or they'll throw a tantrum in the lobby.

I'm not buying this unless you give me a free cookie and a discount.

You said 10% off, I want 20% or I'm leaving.

I'm not paying full price, I'll scream until the manager comes.

Some customer who takes forever and yells about prices like they're the boss of the store.

I've been waiting for 20 minutes and I want a discount or I'll yell at the clerk.

You didn't give me the best deal, I'm not leaving until you do.

I'm not buying this unless you give me a free coupon and a discount.

A customer who thinks they're king and won't shut up until they get the cheapest price possible.

I'm not paying full price, I'm getting 50% off or I'll complain to the manager.

You didn't give me the best deal, I'm not leaving until you do.

I'm not buying this unless you give me a free hat and a discount.

Some customer who takes forever and yells about prices like they're the boss of the store.

I've been waiting for 20 minutes and I want a discount or I'll yell at the clerk.

You didn't give me the best deal, I'm not leaving until you do.

I'm not paying full price, I'll scream until the manager comes.

A person who thinks they're special and demands the cheapest price or they'll throw a tantrum in the lobby.

I'm not buying this unless you give me a free cookie and a discount.

You said 10% off, I want 20% or I'm leaving.

I'm not paying full price, I'll scream until the manager comes.