Ocean mist

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When a mermaid takes a leak and it hits you in the face. It smells like old fish and bad decisions.

I was walking on the beach and got sprayed by a mermaid. I now smell like a fish market and regret my life choices.

My friend said he saw a mermaid pee on a tourist. The tourist cried and ran away.

I think I saw a mermaid take a leak on a hot dog. It was tragic.

When a guy gets a blow job and the guy giving it back spits his man juice right in his face like he’s trying to start a fight.

He got a blow job and got spit in the face. He called it a ‘face full of love.’ I called it a disaster.

She gave him a blow job and then spat in his face like he owed her money.

After the blow job, he got a mouthful of man juice and spat it right back in his face. Classic.