ocean marketing (also spelled "ocean marketting")

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A dumb way of doing business where you ignore customers and yell at them. Eventually, someone who got royally messed over decides to scream about it online, and your whole business gets trashed by everyone.
A customer got kicked out of the store for asking for a refund. He posted a video of the fight on TikTok. Now everyone knows your name.
A teen girl got screamed at by a manager for just wanting to try on a shirt. She posted a rant on Twitter. Now your store is trending.
A guy got ignored for 20 minutes in line. He took a picture of the empty counter and posted it on Instagram. Your business is ruined.
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You treat your customers like dirt, and then when one finally explodes, the whole internet laughs at you while you burn down your business.
A customer was ignored for an hour. He walked out and posted a picture of the empty store with the caption 'I’m not coming back.'
A girl was yelled at for just wanting to buy one item. She posted a selfie with a sign that said 'I hate this place.'
A man got kicked out of the store for asking where the restrooms were. He posted a video of the fight and now everyone hates you.
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You neglect your customers, then one finally snaps, takes their anger online, and you get roasted by the whole world.
A customer was ignored for two hours. He posted a video of himself walking out with the caption 'This place is a joke.'
A woman got screamed at for just wanting to buy a cup of coffee. She posted a rant on Facebook. Now your store is famous for all the wrong reasons.
A kid got yelled at for asking for a discount. He took a picture of the manager and posted it on Instagram with the caption 'This is the worst place ever.'
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