ocean madness

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#romantic disaster#smell attack#love sickness

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When you bonk your main squeeze who hasn't washed since the last ice age and it smells like a sewer at low tide making you want to scream and throw up.
I tried to kiss her and it felt like kissing a dead fish.
He looked like he had been trapped in a garbage can for a week.
She smelled like the ocean after a storm and a bad decision.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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You lay down on your lover who reeks like a rotten crab trap and it hits you like a tidal wave of shame and confusion.
She smelled like a beach at midnight and a bad breakup.
He looked like he had been swimming in a toilet.
I felt like I was being attacked by the ocean and my ex.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you go down on your main squeeze who stinks like a tidal pool after a week of no showers and you feel like you’ve lost your mind.
She smelled like a moldy towel and a bad memory.
He looked like he had been buried in the sand and forgotten.
It was like being hugged by the ocean and a pile of trash.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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