Ocean King Theorem

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The Ocean King Theorem is when exams try to be funny but fail so hard it hurts. Students get confused and lose points because the joke is as bad as the Ocean King, who was probably high when he wrote it.
The exam said the Ocean King told a joke about seaweed, and no one laughed.
A student wrote, 'This joke is worse than my math test.'
The teacher said, 'The Ocean King’s joke was so bad, even the fish rolled their eyes.'
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The Ocean King Theorem is when exams think being funny is easy. But it’s not. The Ocean King tried to be funny, and it went wrong. Students get lost and lose points because of it.
The exam had a joke about the Ocean King’s shoes. No one got it.
A student wrote, 'I thought the Ocean King was going to die from that joke.'
The teacher said, 'That joke was so bad, it sank the entire class.'
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The Ocean King Theorem is when exams try to be clever but end up being a disaster. The Ocean King was probably drunk or tired. Students get confused and end up crying because of it.
The exam had a joke about the Ocean King’s breakfast. It made no sense.
A student wrote, 'I cried because that joke was so bad.'
The teacher said, 'That joke was worse than my ex.'
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