ocean juice

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Kansas City calls water ocean juice because it's the only thing that can wash away the smell of a thousand dead dreams.

My grandma said I'd die of dehydration if I didn't drink some ocean juice.

I tried to make a sandwich with just bread and mayo. My friend called it 'the last meal before the ocean juice hits you.'

The guy at the bar said his beer was 'just ocean juice with a side of regret.'

Ocean juice is what the cool kids in Kansas City use when they’re too lazy to say water and too proud to say H2O.

My cousin said he was going to drink ocean juice until he could finally sleep.

My teacher called my homework 'just ocean juice on paper.'

At the park, my dog drank from the fountain and said 'that’s ocean juice, that’s good.'

Ocean juice is the liquid that keeps Kansas City alive and your mom’s house from flooding every time she cries.

My mom said the ocean juice in my house was running out because I was drinking too much.

The guy at the gas station said, 'You don’t know what ocean juice is? You’re living in the wrong state.'

My brother called my cereal 'just ocean juice with some milk.'