OCEAN GROVE NJ

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Ocean Grove is a dusty old town in New Jersey that thinks it's super cool, but it’s just full of old people who scream about god and hate gay people like they’re the devil. The kids are just as annoying and try to copy them.
My aunt lives there and she yells at the ocean for being too loud.
The kids at Ocean Grove try to be hip but they just wear cargo pants and listen to old hymns.
I got called a sinner for wearing a hat to church.
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Ocean Grove is a town where everyone thinks they’re holy, but they’re just loud, judgmental old people who hate cool stuff. The kids are either fake holy or real cool and do drugs by the boardwalk.
My cousin got in trouble for vaping under the boardwalk during church.
The pastor of Ocean Grove called my friend a demon for wearing sunglasses inside.
The kids there either smoke weed or try to be preachers.
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Ocean Grove is a town that thinks it’s the center of the universe, but it’s just old people who scream about god and hate cool kids. Some of the kids are real chill and just want to smoke and surf.
The kids there try to surf but they all just fall over and yell at the waves.
I got told I was a sinner for eating pizza on Sunday.
The most popular kid there is the one who sells weed by the boardwalk.
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