Ocean Grove

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#hippie heaven #religious hell #boardwalk bonanza

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Ocean Grove is a dusty old town on the Jersey Shore with boring tents and cottages. It's full of old fogies who worship god like it's their job, but then they go home and yell at gay kids for being awesome. The kids there are annoying as hell, but there are some cool hippie kids who smoke weed, surf, and hook up under the boardwalk.

'Why does Ocean Grove hate gay people so much? They’re the most boring town on the shore.'

'I got a D in math because I was too busy smoking weed under the boardwalk.'

'My cousin moved to Ocean Grove and now she’s a church-going hippie who still smokes pot.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Ocean Grove is a historic town between Asbury and Bradley, full of old Victorian houses and weirdos. It's super religious, no alcohol allowed, but it's also super gay. People are generally nice, but some are stuck up. The town is awesome, right next to Asbury Park, and it's got shops, concerts, and summer tents that are harder to get than a date with a cool kid.

'I tried to buy a beer in Ocean Grove and got yelled at by a priest.'

'My aunt moved there after the hospital closed and now she talks to pigeons.'

'Ocean Grove has the best summer tents, but you gotta wait 100 years to get one.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago