Ocean-going knob

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A person who constantly acts like a loud, smelly, brainless fool on a never-ending voyage of stupidity.

I saw him at the grocery store yelling at the cereal aisle like it owed him money.

He tried to teach my dog calculus and it bit him.

He showed up to my birthday party wearing a hat made of spaghetti.

Someone who thinks they're the king of the sea but are really just a sad, smelly, clumsy shrimp.

He tried to swim across the lake and ended up in a restaurant bathroom.

He challenged a pigeon to a duel and lost.

He tried to invent a new type of sandwich and it tasted like regret.

A human who's so dumb and loud it sounds like a broken whale in a garbage can.

He yelled at a vending machine until it gave him a bag of chips and a headache.

He tried to be a chef and burned down the kitchen.

He sent a text to his mom that was 200 words long and all caps.

A person who thinks they're a pirate but are really just a drunk, stinky, confused frog.

He tried to rob a bank with a banana and got arrested.

He wore a hat made of socks and called it a pirate hat.

He tried to dance the Macarena in a thunderstorm and got struck by lightning.

A human who makes the ocean look like a quiet, smart, calm schoolteacher.

He screamed at a seagull until it flew away and never came back.

He tried to start a band and it was just him singing into a blender.

He told his dog he was a philosopher and it barked at him.