Ocean Dick

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Your willy turns into a sad, wrinkly prune after freezing your nuts off in the ocean.

I got out of the water and my dick looked like it had been in a blender.

The ocean didn’t just chill me, it turned my cock into a shriveled-up potato.

After swimming for an hour, my dick was like a raisin that lost its soul.

Your cock gets so cold it looks like it got run over by a snowplow.

My dick was so shriveled, I thought it had been in a freezer for a week.

After the ocean got done with me, my cock looked like it had been in a blender with ice.

I got out of the water, and my cock looked like it had been frozen and then stepped on.

Your flaccid meat turns into a sad, crumpled up piece of paper after the ocean chills you to the bone.

I looked at my cock, and it looked like it had been thrown in the trash.

After swimming in the ocean, my dick was like a used napkin.

My flaccid willy looked like it had been squished by a giant foot.