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Ocean City, New Jersey is a tiny island in South Jersey that screams "summer vacation" to every Pennsylvanian who hates winter. It’s like a giant party with a side of regret.
I came to O. C. to relax, but I ended up getting a sunburn and a tattoo I don’t like.
My cousin’s dog peed on the boardwalk. It’s now a legendary event.
I tried to surf. I got thrown off the board. My dignity died in the ocean.