Ocean City

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If you go to Ocean City in winter, you could probably kill someone and no one would care. You could even light the whole place on fire and no one would notice until the stupid college kids show up in the summer.
I killed my neighbor in the snow and no one even called the cops.
I set the boardwalk on fire and no one stopped me.
I threw a hot dog at a cop and he just laughed.
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Ocean City is a tiny town in Maryland that turns into a giant mess every summer. Cops take your weed and keep it for themselves. You can call 911 in January and the cop shows up in May.
I got pulled over for driving drunk and the cop took my weed.
I called 911 and the cop said he'd be there in May.
I got busted at a party and the cops took my drugs.
3
Ocean City is a fancy vacation spot in Maryland. It’s super expensive, but it’s worth it. You pay a fortune to hang out on the beach.
I paid $500 for a hotel room and it was worth it.
I spent $20 on a soda and it was the best drink ever.
I paid $100 for a hot dog and I still felt rich.
4
Ocean City is like the most expensive place on Earth during summer. It’s packed with tourists and everyone is acting like a moron.
I paid $200 for a sandwich and it was the best I’ve ever had.
I got stuck in traffic for three hours and it was worth it.
I paid $500 for a hotel room and I still had to tip the guy.
5
Ocean City is the best place in the world. It’s where all the cool kids hang out. They smoke weed, drink, and party like there’s no tomorrow.
I got high and partied all night.
I stole my parent’s alcohol and got drunk.
I had a wild time at the beach and no one even saw me.
6
Ocean City is like heaven for New Jersey kids. They live at the beach, get blackout drunk, and still go to the ocean at 5 AM.
I got blackout drunk and still went to the beach.
I knew every cop in town and they let me off easy.
I caught an early morning surf session and I was the only one there.
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Ocean City, New Jersey, is the best little town in the world. It’s where all the cool kids from Philly and everywhere else come to party and have fun.
I came from Philly and had the best time ever.
I partied every night and didn’t even care about school.
I got drunk and still made it to the beach.
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