Ocean Chub

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A hard-on from waves slapping your junk like a drunk man in a pool. Swim trunks that ride up help it get even worse.

The ocean chub hit me when I tried to do a backstroke and my trunks slipped down.

My buddy got so hard from the chub he forgot how to float.

I was swimming and my chub was so strong I thought I was gonna get pulled under.

When the water hits your crotch and turns your flaccid into a full-blown boner. Silky trunks make it even more annoying.

I got the ocean chub so bad I had to stop swimming and just float there like a moron.

The chub started when I was diving and my trunks got pulled up.

My chub was so strong I had to hold on to a buoy to keep from getting pulled under.

A boner that happens when the ocean slaps your nuts and you’re wearing trunks that make it feel like you’re getting spanked.

The ocean chub hit me so hard I had to stop swimming and just sit on the beach.

I was doing laps and my chub was so bad I had to take a break and catch my breath.

The chub was so strong I thought my trunks were gonna rip.

When waves hit your junk so hard it feels like you're getting flogged. Trunks that ride up make it even worse.

I got the ocean chub so bad I had to stop swimming and just sit there like a fool.

My chub started when I was diving and my trunks got pulled up.

The chub was so strong I thought I was gonna get pulled under.

A boner from waves slapping your crotch. Trunks that ride up make it feel like you're getting beat up.

I got the ocean chub so bad I had to stop swimming and just sit on the beach.

My chub was so strong I had to hold on to a buoy to keep from getting pulled under.

I was swimming and my chub was so strong I thought I was gonna get pulled under.

A boner that happens when waves slap your junk and your trunks make it feel like you're getting spanked.

I got the ocean chub so bad I had to stop swimming and just float there like a moron.

My chub started when I was diving and my trunks got pulled up.

The chub was so strong I thought my trunks were gonna rip.