ocean chaser

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A person who would rather swim with sharks than sit in a classroom. They live for the ocean and forget about everything else.

I skipped my job to go surfing. My boss said I'm fired. I said, 'I'm just living my best life.'

My mom called me and said I need to come home. I said, 'I'll come home when the tide brings me back.'

I didn't even bring pants on my trip. I just brought a towel and a bottle of rum.

They’re so obsessed with the ocean, they probably think it’s their ex.

I got a text that said, 'The ocean is calm today. I think it’s trying to make up with me.'

I missed my flight because I was staring at the waves for too long. My friend said, 'You’re like a lovesick fool.'

I told my dog to stop barking at the seagulls. He said, 'They’re my friends.'

They’d rather be eaten by a whale than miss a day at the beach. They plan every part of their life around the ocean.

My birthday is on a Tuesday, but I moved it to Saturday because the ocean was having a party.

I broke up with my girlfriend because she said the ocean wasn’t as good as I thought it was.

I told my boss I’d work from the beach. He said, 'You’re fired. But I’m giving you a raise.'