Ocean card

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The ocean card is the fake sixth card that shows up when you're already dead and just want to die a little slower.

I had a full house, but the ocean card was a king. I cried.

The ocean card came out and it was my worst enemy. I quit.

I was so sure I had the best hand, until the ocean card hit me like a bag of bricks.

The ocean card is the imaginary card that makes you think you’re still in the game, even though you’re already out and just being polite.

I had two pair, but the ocean card was a queen. I got mad and threw my chips at the dealer.

The ocean card was my brother. I lost because I had to let him win.

The ocean card came, and it was like a slap in the face. I left.

The ocean card is the sixth card that comes out just to laugh at you and your stupid hand.

I had three of a kind, but the ocean card was a joker. I screamed.

The ocean card was my ex. I lost because I had to be nice.

The ocean card hit me like a punch in the gut. I walked out.

The ocean card is the sixth card that shows up when you’re already defeated and just want to be insulted by a card.

The ocean card was a 2. I had a straight. I cried.

The ocean card was my mom. I lost because I had to be good.

The ocean card came, and I felt like I was being mocked by the universe.

The ocean card is the sixth card that shows up just to make you feel like a fool for still being in the game.

The ocean card was a 7. I had a flush. I sat there in silence.

The ocean card was my crush. I lost because I had to be nice.

The ocean card hit me like a brick. I sat there and sulked.

The ocean card is the sixth card that comes out when you’re already dead and just want to be insulted by a card.

The ocean card was a king. I had a straight. I screamed.

The ocean card was my dog. I lost because I had to be kind.

The ocean card came and it was like a slap in the face. I walked out.