ocean boy sars

I saw ocean boy sars coughing up seaweed and snot in the middle of a fish fight.

He tried to flirt with a mermaid but just vomited into her tail.

His scales turned green and he started screaming about the deep end.

He was supposed to be cool but now he’s just a sad fish with a fever.

He tried to swim to the bottom of the sea but passed out halfway there.

He texted me: 'I can't breathe. The water is too wet.'

He used to be a tough diver, now he just floats around like a dead crab.

He tried to do a flip and just fell over like a broken chair.

His voice sounds like a rusty door creaking in the wind.