Ocean Boy

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A bunch of cry-baby, soft-hearted, drama-loving kids from Legend High who think their tears can flood the school.
My homie cried when the cafeteria ran out of pizza.
He spent 10 minutes sobbing over a broken pencil.
She cried at a commercial about a sad dog.
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Ocean boys are the annoying, salty, sea-dwelling version of your worst enemy.
He said I was a 'land-lubber' and threw a coconut at me.
He cursed my name into the ocean.
He turned my homework into a seagull.
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A merman who got coronavirus and now coughs up seaweed and jellyfish.
He was coughing up jellyfish in the bathtub.
He tried to sing but just spat out seaweed.
He got fired from the seafood restaurant.
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A guy who’s so salty from swimming in the ocean that he’s basically a walking curse.
He said the ocean was ‘too loud’ and threw a shoe at it.
He got so salty he turned his friend into a shrimp.
He screamed at the waves and they screamed back.
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