ocean boner

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A submarine that looks like it just got caught sneaking a snack in the school cafeteria

My ocean boner is so ugly it got kicked out of the deep sea club.

That submarine is like a kid who forgot his lunch and tried to steal mine.

I saw my ocean boner eating chips at the bottom of the ocean. It was gross.

A submarine that's so bad it makes the ocean blush

That ocean boner is the reason the ocean is pink right now.

My ocean boner is so bad it got a D on its report card.

I think the ocean boner is crying in the dark because it’s so embarrassed.

A submarine that’s so broken it probably doesn’t even know how to swim

That ocean boner tried to swim, but it just fell over and made a mess.

My ocean boner is like a kid who forgot how to walk.

I think the ocean boner is just floating around like it’s lost.