Ocean Boiling

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A thesis so good it could make the ocean boil. It’s like the sun went to college and got a degree.
My thesis was so good, my professor cried. Then he threw a chair. Then he cried again.
She wrote about sandwiches and it changed the world. I’m not lying.
That paper was so good, it made my dog quit his job.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A thesis so strong it could make the ocean explode. It’s the kind of paper that makes teachers question their life choices.
He wrote about math and it made the teacher cry. Then he cried too.
Her paper was so good, it caused a traffic jam. No joke.
That thesis was so good, it got a standing ovation from the principal.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A thesis so good it could make the ocean boil. It’s the kind of paper that makes your brain hurt in a good way.
His thesis was so good, it made the entire class pass the test. Then they failed the next one.
She wrote about pizza and it made the school board change their lunch menu.
That thesis was so good, it made the teacher forget to eat.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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