Ocean Bar

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The bar where people go when they want to forget their problems and their exes at the same time.
I saw my ex at the Ocean Bar. I left. I got a drink. I forgot about them. I got a second drink.
My mom went to the Ocean Bar. She came home drunk. She said the bartender was flirting with her. She said he was handsome. She said he was single.
I went to the Ocean Bar to escape my job. I came out to escape my life. I left with a hangover and a new friend.
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A place where people go to drown their sorrows and their dignity in a single cocktail.
I went to the Ocean Bar. I drank five cocktails. I left. I forgot my wallet. I forgot my dignity.
My brother went to the Ocean Bar. He came home. He was crying. He said the bartender broke his heart.
I took my dog to the Ocean Bar. He drank. I drank. We both got in a fight with the barista.
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The spot where people go to forget their problems, only to remember them when they’re too drunk to care.
I went to the Ocean Bar to forget my break-up. I ended up remembering it. But I also got a free drink. So it was worth it.
My friend went to the Ocean Bar to forget her rent. She came out remembering it. And her bill.
I went to the Ocean Bar to forget my job. I came out remembering it. And my hangover.
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A bar so good, it makes your ex look bad and your problems look tiny.
I went to the Ocean Bar. I forgot my ex. I remembered my problems. But I still got a free drink.
My sister went to the Ocean Bar. She came out forgetting her ex. She remembered her rent. But she got a free cocktail.
I went to the Ocean Bar. I forgot my job. I remembered my ex. But I got a free drink and a new friend.
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A bar so loud, it sounds like your ex's voice and your boss's yelling all at once.
I went to the Ocean Bar. It was loud. It sounded like my ex and my boss. I got a drink. I forgot both.
My friend went to the Ocean Bar. It was louder than my ex's voice. It was louder than my boss’s yelling. He came out drunk and happy.
I went to the Ocean Bar. It was louder than my life. I got a drink. I forgot my problems.
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The bar where your problems go to die and your friends go to live.
I went to the Ocean Bar. My problems died. My friends lived. I got a drink. I came out happy.
My mom went to the Ocean Bar. Her problems died. Her friends lived. She came out drunk and happy.
I took my dog to the Ocean Bar. His problems died. His friends lived. We both came out happy and drunk.
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