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a pain in the ass who acts like she's the queen but sometimes throws you a bone

She cussed me out for spilling coffee on her shoes, but then gave me extra pizza.

I had to clean the whole bathroom because she said I was 'disgracing her kingdom.'

She yelled at me for 10 minutes, but then let me skip homework.

a loud mouth who thinks she's the best but occasionally gives you a break

She screamed at me for getting a B on a test, but let me eat the last slice of cake.

She called me a failure for forgetting her birthday, but then gave me candy.

She cussed me out for messing up her hair, but let me leave early.

a nightmare in human form who sometimes lets you off the hook

She cursed me for not doing my math homework, but let me watch TV instead.

She yelled at me for 15 minutes, but then let me take a nap.

She threw a fit for getting a bad grade, but then gave me extra credit.