Oceago

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Oceago is when you think you're swimming in the ocean, but you're really just lying on the couch eating chips. It's like your brain is high and your body is confused.
I just got Oceago from eating three bags of Doritos and watching the ocean on my phone.
My dog got Oceago and started barking at the ceiling like it was a shark.
I got Oceago at 2 AM and tried to float through my bedroom wall.
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Oceago is that fake ocean feeling you get when you're too high, too full, or just too weird. You might laugh, freak out, or think your mom is a whale.
I got Oceago and tried to dive into my sister's cereal bowl.
My friend got Oceago and started talking to the ceiling fan like it was a mermaid.
I got Oceago and thought my pants were a submarine.
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Oceago is like being in the ocean, but you're really just in your bedroom. It makes you feel floaty, silly, and sometimes like you're being chased by a giant crab.
I got Oceago and tried to swim through my bedroom door.
My dog got Oceago and tried to bite the TV like it was a shark.
I got Oceago and thought my brother was a giant sea monster.
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Oceago is when you're so messed up you think you're in the ocean, but you're really just lying on the floor. You might laugh, cry, or yell at your mom for no reason.
I got Oceago and tried to float out the window.
My dog got Oceago and ran in circles like it was being chased by a whale.
I got Oceago and screamed at my brother for no good reason.
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Oceago is when you're so high or so full you think you're in the ocean, but you're really just in your pajamas. It makes you feel like you're floating, laughing, or maybe even talking to your mom like she's a fish.
I got Oceago and tried to swim through my closet.
My dog got Oceago and tried to hide under the bed like it was a submarine.
I got Oceago and started talking to my mom like she was a shark.
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