Oceafroeurasia

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Oceafroeurasia is a fake map made by a kid who thought all the continents were stuck together like a giant piece of sh*t.
My geography teacher said it was the worst thing since the invention of the wheel. And that's saying something.
I drew it on my lunch tray and got suspended. The principal said it was a disgrace.
My dog tried to eat it and now he's stuck in the corner like a confused idiot.
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Oceafroeurasia is when all the continents decide to group up and make a landmass so big it could make a god jealous.
My mom said it was like a giant continent version of a family reunion. And that's not a compliment.
I tried to fit it on my phone and now my phone is crying.
My teacher said it was like putting a bunch of pizzas in a blender. And that's not a good thing.
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Oceafroeurasia is a dumb idea that thinks all the continents are one big landmass, even though they're clearly not.
My little brother thinks it's the best thing since bubblegum. And that's not even close to the truth.
I got in trouble for calling it the 'supercontinent of failure.'
My neighbor tried to explain it to my dog and now my dog is confused.
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Oceafroeurasia is when all the continents get together and pretend they're one big landmass, even though they're all just floating around like drunk sailors.
My teacher said it was like a group project with no effort. And that's not a good thing.
I tried to make it on my tablet and now my tablet is broken.
My dog tried to chase it and now he's stuck in the hallway like a lost puppy.
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Oceafroeurasia is the fake supercontinent that thinks it's the best, even though it’s just a bunch of continents glued together like a bad art project.
My teacher said it was the worst thing since the invention of the wheel. And that's a real thing.
I tried to draw it and now my hand is sore.
My dog tried to eat it and now he's stuck in the corner like a confused idiot.
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