O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder)

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A disease where you can't stop loving a lover who is a total tool. Even when they cheat, yell at you, and throw your stuff out the window, you still take them back like they're the best thing since sliced bread.

'I know he cheated on me 12 times, but he said he'll never do it again.'

'He called me a fat cow, but I still took him back.'

'He broke my phone, my heart, and my nose. Still, I took him back.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You're stuck on a lover who's a complete waste of space. They're a lying, sneaky, stupid mess, but you still believe they're perfect and will take them back even when they're already married to someone else.

'He said he never loved her. I believed him.'

'He's got a kid now, but I still want him back.'

'He's cheating on me, but he said he's not.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You can't let go of a lover who's a complete disaster. Even when they lie, steal your money, and dump you in the street, you still take them back like they're your long lost soulmate.

'He stole my wallet, but he said he loves me.'

'He left me in the rain, but I still took him back.'

'He said he'd never cheat again. I believed him.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You're completely obsessed with a lover who is a total mess. You take them back every time they break up with you, even though they're clearly the worst person you could ever date.

'He broke up with me, but I still took him back.'

'He called me a loser, but I still believed in him.'

'He said he'd never come back. I believed him.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You're stuck on a lover who is a total piece of trash. They're a lying, cheating, selfish disaster, but you still believe they're perfect and you take them back every single time.

'He cheated on me, but I still took him back.'

'He left me for his mom. Still, I took him back.'

'He stole my dog, but he said he loved me.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You're the kind of person who can't live without a lover who is a total piece of garbage. You take them back even when they dump you, steal your money, and lie to your face.

'He dumped me, but I still took him back.'

'He stole my money, but I believed him.'

'He lied to my face, but I still believed in him.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago