OCD-mail

I checked my email 27 times before I went to sleep. My phone is now my enemy.

I opened my email 3 times in the bathroom. I don’t even need to pee anymore.

My email is more important than my mom. I checked it while she was yelling at me.

I checked my email 4 times while I was eating cereal. I didn’t even finish it.

I checked my email in the middle of a movie. The main character died and I didn’t care.

I checked my email in the shower. My hair is now a mess and my brain is a mess.

I checked my email while brushing my teeth. I forgot about my tongue.

I checked my email 12 times during lunch. My sandwich is now a sad thing.

I checked my email before I went to the toilet. My bladder is now confused.

I checked my email 20 times during my math test. I failed because of it.

I checked my email before I left the house. My dog didn’t like it.

I checked my email 10 times while I was eating pizza. I now have a stomach ache and a brain ache.

I checked my email before I checked my phone. My phone is now jealous.

I checked my email 15 times in the car. I almost crashed.

I checked my email during a dream. I woke up confused and angry.

I checked my email so much I got a new email from myself. It said 'Check me again.'

I checked my email 30 times in one day. My brain is now a email machine.

I checked my email so much my dog started checking it too. He now has a email obsession.