ocd artist

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A freak who can’t stop tweaking their art until it’s flawless, even if it takes them until the heat death of the universe.

I spent 3 hours changing the color of one pixel in my logo. My brain is now a smoldering crater.

My friend tried to finish a drawing. He still hasn’t finished it. It’s been 7 years.

I had to delete my design 12 times because it wasn’t ‘perfect’ enough. My dog cried.

Someone who turns a simple doodle into a full-blown nightmare because they think it’s ‘not good enough’.

I added 20 layers to my sketch. It’s now a cursed painting.

She redid her background 15 times because the clouds were ‘slightly off’.

He made 3 different versions of the same character. They’re all fighting now.

A person who will argue with you about the placement of a single dot, and then cry when you move it.

I shifted a dot by 0.5 pixels and he screamed into a pillow.

She spent 2 hours debating the color of a shadow. It was blue.

He wouldn’t let me print the poster until the font had ‘enough personality’.

A nutcase who thinks every little flaw in their art is a personal insult from the universe.

His drawing got a tiny smudge. He now believes the universe is out to get him.

She cried because her background had a ‘tiny flaw’ that looked like a mistake.

He erased his entire piece because the lines were ‘too wobbly’.

A person who can’t finish anything because they’re too busy arguing with themselves about the best way to draw a circle.

He spent 4 hours debating whether the circle should be ‘perfect’ or ‘loose’.

She drew 12 different circles and still didn’t like any of them.

He wouldn’t finish his logo because the circle wasn’t ‘symmetrical enough’.

A lunatic who thinks their art is the only thing that matters in the entire world, and everyone else is just in the way.

He yelled at his dog for stepping on his drawing. The dog left.

She ignored her mom’s birthday party to fix the gradient in her background.

He turned down a job offer to spend more time fixing his font.