occuvocation

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When you're stuck at work surfing Occupy Wall Street sites like it's your full-time job. Not the same as occuvacation, which is when you ditch work to protest like a total lunatic.

I spent 4 hours on Occupy Wall Street forums today. My boss thinks I'm researching. I'm actually just arguing with a goat.

At work, I clicked 'Like' on 17 different Occupy Wall Street posts. My coworkers think I'm a rebel. I'm just lazy.

I got fired for spending my lunch break on Occupy Wall Street Twitter. My new job is being a broke guy who posts angry tweets.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

The time you waste at work scrolling through Occupy Wall Street stuff instead of doing your job. Real occuvacation is when you leave work to shout at bankers like they owe you money.

I spent my entire workday on Occupy Wall Street videos. My boss said I'm being productive. I'm just being distracted.

I skipped my meeting to check Occupy Wall Street posts. My boss said I'm being creative. I'm just being stupid.

I got a warning for spending too much time on Occupy Wall Street. I said, 'I'm not being lazy, I'm being revolutionary.'

by Slangipedia 3h ago

When you're stuck at work surfing Occupy Wall Street sites like it's your full-time job. Real occuvacation is when you're out there yelling at rich people like they're your enemies.

I was at work checking Occupy Wall Street sites all day. My boss said I'm taking a break. I'm just being a bother.

I missed my deadline to read an Occupy Wall Street post. My boss said I'm being distracted. I'm just being a pain.

I got a talking-to for spending too much time on Occupy Wall Street. I said, 'I'm not being lazy, I'm being a rebel.'

by Slangipedia 3h ago