Occuvacation

I left my office to yell at bankers and eat tacos. Worth it.

My boss thinks I'm on a business trip. He's wrong. I'm fighting capitalism.

I took a lunch break and turned it into a revolution. The cops didn't even notice.

I'm not on vacation. I'm on occuvacation. And I'm not doing anything but cursing.

I told my boss I was going to the beach. I went to a protest instead. I'm a terrible liar.

I took a week off work to hate the rich. It was like a vacation, but with more swearing.

I skipped work to yell at politicians and eat free pizza. Best decision ever.

I told my boss I was sick. I was just at an occuvacation. He didn't believe me.

I took the day off to fight the system. And I got free food. I'm winning.