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Rich kids who think their parents owe them everything and blame the rich for their own laziness. They sit around doing nothing, expecting the government to hand them cash and free pizza.
I didn't fail my math test because I didn't study, I failed because the rich made me fail.
The government should give me a million dollars because I slept through my entire life.
I'm going to protest until I get a free iPhone.
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Kids who think their parents are evil and the government is the only one who will ever love them. They scream about unfairness and think they can get everything for free by sitting outside a bank.
Why do I have to work when the government can just give me money?
The rich are evil and I’m going to beat them with a drum.
I didn’t get a job because I didn’t want to work, and I blame the evil corporations.
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Kids who think life is a game where the rich cheat, and they just sit there waiting for the government to give them everything. They don’t bath, they eat pizza for breakfast, and they scream about capitalism.
I’m going to protest until the government gives me free pizza and a mansion.
The rich are like evil wizards who made me fail my life.
I can’t work because I have no teeth and I don’t care.
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Kids who think they’re better than everyone else and blame the rich for all their failures. They think the government will just hand them everything, and they’d rather sit outside a bank than actually work.
I failed my test because the rich are evil and they made me fail.
I’m going to protest until the government gives me a free Xbox.
I don’t need to work, I just need a million dollars.
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Kids who think the government is their new parent and they just need to scream and sit outside a bank to get everything for free. They don’t work, they don’t bath, and they hate the rich.
I didn’t get a job because the rich are evil and I hate them.
I’m going to protest until the government gives me free money and a house.
I think capitalism is evil and the government should just give me everything.
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Kids who think the rich are the enemy and the government is their hero. They sit outside banks screaming about fairness and think they can get everything for free without ever working.
The rich are evil and I want free money from the government.
I didn’t work because I didn’t want to, and I blame the evil corporations.
I’m going to protest until the government gives me a mansion.
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