Occus

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When a girl is so hot she makes your brain short-circuit and your pants feel like they’re on fire. Mainly heard in British grime where the beat drops like a curse from the heavens.
"That girl is occus, bro. I saw her and my brain shut off."
"He’s been occus since he saw her in the club. Now he’s talking to the barista like she’s the Queen of England."
"I tried to focus on the song, but the occus in it made me forget my own name."
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The cruel prison you’re stuck in during Thanksgiving when all you can think about is the pie and the fact that your Aunt’s stories are worse than a horror movie.
"I’ve been occu-pie for two hours. I can’t take another story about her ex."
"My cousin’s occu-pie is so long I’m considering taking a nap in the gravy."
"I’m not occu-pie. I’m just waiting for the pie to save me from this family."
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