occurrently

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Stuff that is happening right now and is giving you zero time to catch your breath.
Bro, that occurrently is louder than my mom’s yelling.
This occurrently is happening and I’m not ready.
Right now is occurrently and I’m going to cry about it.
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When a girl lays back on the bed like she owns it and spreads her legs wide open for your viewing pleasure.
That girl’s occurrently is giving me a headache.
I came home to her occurrently and now I’m confused.
She does her occurrently every time I visit.
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When your friend can’t remember the name of a show so they just call it ‘perplexing occurences’ because they think it sounds smart or they’re just a joke.
He called it perplexing occurences because he’s an idiot.
She said perplexing occurences like it was a real thing.
He used perplexing occurences and now I laugh at him every day.
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When an ass hole does something stupid like not smoke or drink the normal way and it’s so bad it’s like someone died in a gas chamber.
That ass hole didn’t smoke and now I’m mad.
He didn’t drink the normal way and I’m confused.
He did something stupid and it felt like a gas chamber.
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