occurances

"Hey Matt, what's going to occur?" "Alert the occurrence is starting."

"Hey Matt, what's going to occur?" "Tell the occurrence to shut up and let me finish my coffee."

"Hey Matt, what's going to occur?" "I don't know, but it's probably bad."

"Nice way of saying shit happens." "Yeah, and it's also a nice way of saying you're a mess."

"Nice way of saying shit happens." "Shit happens, and now you're stuck in traffic."

"Nice way of saying shit happens." "Shit happens, and now your pizza is late."

"A clever way of saying, 'Shit happens.'" "Yeah, and it's also a clever way of saying I'm not coming."

"A clever way of saying, 'Shit happens.'" "Shit happens, and I'm going to be late again."

"A clever way of saying, 'Shit happens.'" "Shit happens, and I'm going to blame it on the internet."

"A Welsh way to say 'What’s Happening', this is often used in the British TV Series 'Gavin and Stacey'" "What’s happening? I’m not sure, but I like it."

"A Welsh way to say 'What’s Happening', this is often used in the British TV Series 'Gavin and Stacey'" "What’s happening? I’m not sure, but it’s probably going to be bad."

"A Welsh way to say 'What’s Happening', this is often used in the British TV Series 'Gavin and Stacey'" "What’s happening? I’m not sure, but I’m going to blame it on the coffee."

"A disaster that can happen anywhere and at anytime." "It happened in my kitchen, and I was eating cereal."

"A disaster that can happen anywhere and at anytime." "It happened in my car, and I was stuck in traffic."

"A disaster that can happen anywhere and at anytime." "It happened in my house, and I was watching TV."